For those of my generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
I am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.
Every day, I go down the street and stop passersby and tell them what I have eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, where I work and where all I have lived.
I give them pictures of my family and my dog as well as a few selfies and pictures of me taking out the trash and putting on my socks
Then I listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.
And it works:
I already have 3 followers: two police officers and a psychiatrist.