Making Friends Outside Facebook

facebookTake a break. Laugh a little. This is too funny. A Facebook “friend” sent this to me. I just had to pass it along to you.

For those of my generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook  exists.
I am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.
Every day, I go down the street and stop passersby and tell them what I have eaten, how I feel, what I did  the night before, where I work and where all I have lived.
I give them pictures of my family and my dog as well as a few selfies and pictures of me taking out the trash and putting on my socks
Then I listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.
And it works:
I already have 3 followers:  two police officers and a psychiatrist.

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