Have you ever considered . . .?

I have a confession to make: I like dumb jokes. In fact, the dumber the joke (and the more groans I generate by telling them) the more fun I have.

I have another confession to make: I didn’t feel compelled to write a Monday blog post. God didn’t give me any words to write (of if He did, I may not have been listening).

It’s been a rough week, so I want to laugh a bit today. Here’s some funny (I think) stuff. It has absolutely no redeeming spiritual or social value, but maybe you’ll find something to laugh about as you consider . . .

  • How do you get off a non-stop flight?
  • How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
  • How many months are there in a light year?
  • If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them?
  • If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made of?
  • If swimming is good for your shape, why do whales look the way they do?
  • If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
  • Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • What did cured ham actually have that it needed to be cured from?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
  • How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
  • Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
  • Why is it when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  • How can there be self-help “groups”?
  • Is there another word for synonym?

P.S. If you have a really dumb (and clean) (I mean really really dumb[and clean]) joke, I’d love you to share it with me.  I mean dumb like you’d be embarrassed if any of your friends knew you knew it. That dumb.

So, have a Happy Monday and laugh a little today.

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About Steven Sawyer

God blessed me with the gift of writing. Mom told me I wrote paragraphs in second grade when others were learning to write sentences. I spent more than three decades in professional writing gigs. For the past eight years I've combined my passion for writing with my love for the Lord. He and I write a Christ-centered, family-friendly blog to glorify God Monday-thru Friday at https://stevensawyer.wordpress.com/. My wife and I have four grown children and two precious granddaughters we co-parent with their mom. I'm a Galatians 2:20 disciple of Christ seeking to allow Christ to live His life in me, through me, and as me.

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