No, I didn’t mean adult humor. I meant humor for adults. Those of us over 50.
Wife: “What are you doing? “
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife: “Nothing . . . ? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour. “
Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.”
Girl: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.”
Boy: “It “s very kind of you, darling, but I don “t have any worries or troubles.”
Girl: “Well. that’s because we aren’t married yet.”
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,“ the woman replied sweetly, “I would have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor!”
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk
For His Glory 
Lol… So funny.
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