Some humor for adults

No, I didn’t mean adult humor. I meant humor for adults. Those of us over 50.

Wife:  “What  are you doing? “
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife:  “Nothing . . . ?  You’ve been reading our marriage certificate  for an hour. “
Husband:  “I was looking for the expiration date.”


Wife:   “Do you want dinner?”
Husband:  “What are my choices?”
Wife:  “Yes or no.”
Girl:  “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten  your burden.”
Boy:  “It “s very kind of you,  darling, but I don “t have any worries or troubles.”
Girl:  “Well. that’s because we aren’t  married yet.”

A newly married man asked his wife,  “Would you have married me if my  father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,“ the woman replied sweetly,  “I would have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A  FORTUNE!

A wife asked her husband:  “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:  “I like your sense of humor!”

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of  life,
And pass it on to other folk

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